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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. ~ George Carlin

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatty

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~ Jack Handey

I always wait for the times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I'm not in it, I go to work. ~ A.E.Matthews

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. ~ Joey Adams

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. ~ Les Dawson

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ~ John Barrymore

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. ~ Laurence J Peter

You can't buy love on eBay. ~ Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~ Unknown

If you rest, you rust. ~ Helen Hayes

Life's more amusing than we thought. ~ Andrew Lang

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more. ~ Cat Stevens

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. ~ Flip Wilson

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. ~ Christopher Isherwood

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney
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