The Best Funny Love Quotes
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. ~ La Rochefoucauld
When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. ~ Lenore Coffee
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. ~ Mae West
Familiarity breeds contempt—and children. ~ Mark Twain
The bravest thing that men do is love women. ~ Mort Sahl
Love is being stupid together. ~ Paul Valery
Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~ Woodrow Wyatt
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. ~ Author Unknown
No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes. ~ Author Unknown
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Brendan Francis
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. ~ La Rochefoucauld
When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. ~ Lenore Coffee
I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. ~ Mae West
Familiarity breeds contempt—and children. ~ Mark Twain
The bravest thing that men do is love women. ~ Mort Sahl
Love is being stupid together. ~ Paul Valery
Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~ Woodrow Wyatt
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein
Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. ~ Author Unknown
No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes. ~ Author Unknown
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Brendan Francis
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman