The Best Funny Love Quotes

The Best Funny Love Quotes

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. ~ La Rochefoucauld


When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. ~ Lenore Coffee

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. ~ Mae West

Familiarity breeds contempt—and children. ~ Mark Twain

The bravest thing that men do is love women. ~ Mort Sahl

Love is being stupid together. ~ Paul Valery

Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~ Woodrow Wyatt


Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. ~ Author Unknown

No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes. ~ Author Unknown

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Brendan Francis

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman