Short Funny Sayings and Quotes About Kids - If you must have noticed, most of these funny quotes about life have powerful messages, but are presented in a subtle way. Hope these funny quotes will be in your mind at least for some time. Cheers!
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
There is only one pretty child in the world. And every mother has it. - Chinese Proverb
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear the most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant. - Dean Martin
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. - Ann Landers
Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby', has never tried it. - Anonymous
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Jean Kerr
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. - Erma Bombeck
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists. - Jack Dee
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