Witty Quotes and Sayings About Love

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.? ~ Oscar Wilde

No matter how good she looks, no matter how sweet she talks, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. ~ Anonymous

Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. ~ Anonymous

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The secret of a happy marriage... remains a secret. ~ Henry Youngman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. ~ H.L. Mencken

Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again. ~ Anonymous

Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love. ~ Yiddish proverb

I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics. ~ Frank Zappa

You're in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love. ~ Claudia Gray

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